For those of you who are afraid of dying from old age, I have an affordable and fun way to ensure that doesn't happen. I call her the Banana Peal. I was once wild and free and the thought of death inspired no fear in my heart. Now I have a girlfriend and the thought of living another 30 years sounds more exciting than it once did. So alas it is time the Banana Peal finds a new courageous captain who is not afraid to let her run wild across the choppy waters of Cooney dam. If a leisurely cruise on the lake is what you are looking for this is not the boat for you. However if you want to feel the wind in your hair and the adrenaline surging through your veins while you listen to your friends scream in terror as you rocket madly across the water then you will fall quickly in love with her. She is powered by a 100 horse Evinrude Starflite that fires right up and will take you roaring off across the lake. She comes with a clear title and a steering wheel although you will find both of these to be useless when running at full throttle. I am going to part with her for a mere 950 dollars and my life. Feel free to give me a call if you are currently finding your life to be a little dull and would like to spice things up with a life changing ride on the Banana Peal.
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